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Fix Demotivational Poster


Sink Fixed -


TAGS: finally got the sink fixed
Rating: 4.76/5

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maoworks2 - June 14, 2013, 7:37 am
Now That's What I'm Talking About !
Silverheart - June 13, 2013, 4:51 pm

Installed the Jesus Filtration Unit5?


HONESTY - Even some builders have it!


TAGS: bob the builder can we fix it no its fucked
Rating: 2.52/5

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:( - August 20, 2009, 8:36 pm
this asshole took my joke ;-;


DUCT TAPE AND WD40 - What more could you need ? If this won't fix it then it ain't broke !


TAGS: duct tape wd40 fix broke
Rating: 4.83/5

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Greeny - June 15, 2011, 10:46 am
Algorithms 101... er,5


KINDERGARDEN - needs to be fixed


TAGS: kindergarden sparta fix
Rating: 4.04/5

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Untamedfifty - October 31, 2009, 12:21 am
Epic 5/5 that is perfect solution to our complete healthcare system
LogicDude - October 18, 2009, 5:09 pm
To quote a famous Guinness drinker: "Look what Florisb found on the internet!"


OH NO! THE ECONOMY IS BROKEN! - FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT!




KEEP U.S. $$$ IN THE U.S.A.!! - Proving once again that you may be-able to fix the economy. But you still can't fix stupid.


TAGS: foreign car economy fix stupid
Rating: 4.58/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 1:42 pm
Can't speak for Hundai, or your local city, but we've driven Toyotas in my family for three generations. The assembly plants and the part-production plants are all in our city and the adjoining one. That's as local as it gets.
calvin5040 - January 16, 2012, 6:48 pm
*USA* not 'use'
calvin5040 - January 16, 2012, 6:47 pm
You are correct and their are a lot of american car company's cars that are not made in the use the new Dodge Dart coming out in 2013 is actually a Alfa Romeo Giulietta.
sugarkisses114 - January 16, 2012, 5:20 pm
I had a hyandai. It was made in a factory right here in the U.S.A.There's alot of vehicles that people think are made outside the country that really aren't.
calvin5040 - January 13, 2012, 8:05 pm
The money still doesn't stay in the U.S. no matter where it's made.The only money that stays in the U.S. is the pay check of the people that make and sell them almost all the parts on the car are foreign made in factories out of the U.S. not US factories.
bobby37066 - January 13, 2012, 12:43 am
actually this particular model is made just outside of Montgomery, AL
cowboyknowhow - January 11, 2012, 5:59 pm
If the vehicle is bought used, then all of the money stays in the U.S. also, if financed the bank keeps the money though, some of the original amount does go to Korea.
calvin5040 - January 10, 2012, 6:22 am
other then the people's paycheck the money from the sale does not stay in the U.S.
calvin5040 - January 10, 2012, 6:20 am
UM, this car is Korean and is made in the Sohari Plant in Gwangmyeong, South Korea. Not the us.
Knocker - January 10, 2012, 5:10 am
Since most foreign auto plants are in areas like Canton, MS where jobs are really needed, I lose little sleep over buying one.
CloudchaserS - January 10, 2012, 1:35 am
Futs, I didn't realize that my old laptop (not used in months) was still signed in under my old Motifake ID. Sorry 'bout that!
Cloudchaser - January 10, 2012, 1:32 am
True, they are assembled here, but it's still a foreign owned company and I'd be willing to bet that a good percentage of the parts are also made elsewhere and imported
the1stCOMMI3 - January 9, 2012, 9:45 pm
I don't get it. Hyundai's are made in the US, so what's the problem here?


THE EASTER BUNNY - He hasn't been the same since he stopped at Chompers' house.




IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY -


TAGS: crucifixion easter friday music okami
Rating: 3.24/5

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Reality Lord - May 28, 2011, 2:27 pm

catchy tune....you should make a video. wait.....


TOO LATE -


TAGS: computer fix fail
Rating: 4.42/5

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calvin5040 - June 19, 2013, 3:53 pm
Gamer rage
djrcreative - January 17, 2012, 3:11 pm
Thanks! I would've replied sooner, but had to put my computer back together again first. ;)
mariand - January 9, 2012, 3:57 pm
cool


SHWOER HEADS -


TAGS: kinky shower pic fixed no nips ok
Rating: 4.78/5

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Reality Lord - August 24, 2010, 9:49 pm

ty for the comments and your 5's. sorry to see it down-voted...seems to be a growing trend.
vihtori - August 23, 2010, 11:26 pm
i love that there are st8 5's for this one. damn good!


PHOTOSHOP -


TAGS: fixing women errors fast mariand
Rating: 4.29/5

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mariand - October 29, 2014, 3:20 am
not only that I've corrected the error in picture, but even the poster I've made it in photoshop...thanks :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 29, 2014, 2:58 am
An old joke with a 21st century twist; its so bad, yet so good! 5L
mariand - February 1, 2012, 5:24 am
yeah... but we can't ignore the root of men mistakes...lol
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:31 pm
men make mistakes too
Reality Lord - January 31, 2012, 7:48 am

lol5 :)
tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:11 pm
Yes, this is funny indeed... But in her revenge men... you neglected to put her in sweat pants and oversized sweat pants with an oversized t-shirt on (with baby sputum on it).
Greeny - January 30, 2012, 6:50 pm
now that's funny
PinkPomeranian - January 30, 2012, 6:45 pm
Lol I don't know why this is funny, but it is. 5l now go make me a sammitch'!
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 6:03 pm
see this is g55d
mariand - January 30, 2012, 6:01 pm
next frame 134205 on MAD...hehehe
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2012, 5:43 pm
Yeah, I'm not seeing a panini maker or George Foreman grill....I'm getting nervous.
chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:49 pm
haha, shouldn't there be bread on that counter. 5L's
mariand - January 30, 2012, 4:38 pm
lol...it's coming, it's coming
Vinxman - January 30, 2012, 4:27 pm
Where's the sammich?


BROKENHEART -




I - Have an inferiority complex, But it isn't a very good one.


TAGS: complex image mirror broken fix
Rating: 4.72/5

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taxiinthesky - July 20, 2011, 4:40 pm
5 Ayes!
Dignity - July 19, 2011, 3:39 pm
That's bad luck.. 5L
Verdeckt - July 18, 2011, 5:19 am
I raffed...
Sho - July 17, 2011, 3:46 pm
Thx all.
Reality Lord - July 17, 2011, 2:07 pm

solid 5. excellent
caveman - July 17, 2011, 2:23 am
love it, 5L for you
rerun - July 16, 2011, 6:09 pm

wow, this is amazing. 5L


MASS CRUCIFIXION -


TAGS: the caption is different to relay a different message religion christianity crucifixion atheism
Rating: 4/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 7:56 pm
LMFAO..great turn around at the end!
javalord32 - July 15, 2010, 12:09 pm
AWESOME
Anonymous2 - May 2, 2010, 11:30 pm
Those others were douches not to let him cross on theirs.
pzykosiz - May 2, 2010, 9:51 pm
from crucifiction, it turns into walking the plank. nice job
Sean - May 2, 2010, 9:26 pm
Way to think it through, Lincoln. I mean it's not like Jesus was carrying his cross to a stag or something.
pieman - May 2, 2010, 9:18 pm
Wrong. Oh so wrong. 5 see you in hell.


MEN - People will argue that because I don’t how to fix a car engine that I am not manly but I ask you this, what embodies a male spirit more, than getting someone else to do our work for us


TAGS: car fix manly not broken
Rating: 4.61/5

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mafia107c - July 29, 2011, 6:34 pm
long as you claim over 5 women you slept with before you were 16 your a man. i became a man at 15
Greeny - July 28, 2011, 6:53 am
Try saying that to a Porsche Turbo Carrera owner... the motor has to come out just to change the freakin spark plugs
Vampyro - July 28, 2011, 5:39 am
I am not a big fan of this. I feel that in order to have your man card, you should Be able to preform a tune-up on your own car and be able to preform minor repairs around your home. If you can't do that, then your man card should be revoked.


THE MEANING OF LOVE -


TAGS: love fix not replace mariand
Rating: 4.67/5

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Oiler - January 29, 2013, 12:46 pm
Very nice poster. I am a big fan of the X-men series. (Yes I said it.)


DILEMMA -


TAGS: dilemma heart broke fix
Rating: 4/5

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Verdeckt - September 28, 2011, 6:15 am
I'll take "Reasons people join Motifake" for $200 thanks Alex


ENTERTAINMENT VALUE -


TAGS: my last politifake to get my fix before politifake org starts
Rating: 3.33/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 19, 2009, 12:08 pm
mmmmmmm Bacon


A Helping Hand -


TAGS: cat electronics fix
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 8, 2014, 10:44 am
Good lookin’ bobcat.


HOLY COW! - That Should Keep The Vampires Away


TAGS: crucifix nipples
Rating: 2.33/5

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Overlord Douchebag - February 28, 2010, 9:35 am
They're right there. It's impossible NOT to see them. Move it to Naughtyfake. Or get rid of it, it's a shitty poster regardless.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 28, 2010, 3:00 am
I don't see nipples....Only stretch marks.....ewwwwww.
Overlord Douchebag - February 27, 2010, 11:26 pm
Who the hell let this through? No more NSFW. Move it to Naughtyfake.


FATHER SHECKY MCGIGGLES - sadly bid the monastery farewell, and set out to pursue his lifelong dream of becoming a birthday party clown. His act has been met with mixed reviews.


TAGS: balloon cricifix
Rating: 4.59/5

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SteveFurlong - April 12, 2012, 11:22 pm
3L. The picture had so much potential but the caption didn't live up to it. Still a decent submission.


ITS A TRAP - She asked a simple question, does her pants made her butt look bigger. I told her no, it was my eyes. I was wrong again.


TAGS: diamonds fix everything
Rating: 3.55/5

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agdaniele - September 2, 2010, 10:23 pm
You see how he has to sit at the other end of the couch to balance it out... that should be her first clue.
spacedog - September 2, 2010, 10:19 pm
I always tell my wife I need a closer look. Once she's within touching distance the answer is "her butt feels the same size it always did".
GreyScorpion - September 2, 2010, 10:12 pm
"nicely", don't forget the "nicely"
agdaniele - September 2, 2010, 10:07 pm
Since you're going to get in trouble anyhow, the right answer is "they fit"


SINCERITY -


TAGS: i fixed the spelling error this time
Rating: 4.67/5

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ICEMAN - May 27, 2010, 5:00 pm
I hope those sammiches are BLTs. I love BLTs. 5


DUMB & DANGEROUS -




ENTER -


TAGS: pick this version admin i fixed the e thanks
Rating: 3.49/5

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Sean - May 21, 2009, 6:51 pm
No wait. This is the "fixed" version. Everybody now "YAWWWN". I hear ya.
Sean - May 21, 2009, 2:52 pm
It's evil!
thatonechick - May 21, 2009, 1:56 pm
How ironic! Damn that Enter key...
Sean - May 21, 2009, 12:18 pm
The first one, which is this one. The first "E" should be a little lower. It's up way too high. *weeps unconsoleably*
Airman - May 21, 2009, 12:16 pm
Which one is rated higher? First or second? there could be something to this
Sean - May 21, 2009, 11:38 am
Oops. I posted a slightly better version of this a few minutes after this one and they both got posted. Sorry about that.


AND THE LORD DID SAY -


TAGS: holy grail dan brown modernized bible verse thats one randy bird typo fixed
Rating: 2.95/5

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Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 9:38 pm
Thanks, Ron. I'm glad you like it.
ronsart - November 7, 2009, 9:12 pm
my 5L...like religious jokes...great pic!


ROSES - They're NOT the most beautiful flower in this garden


TAGS: fixed roses
Rating: 4.42/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 5, 2010, 6:07 am
"Mmm, wonderful coloration," he says, rubbing his hands together. "Flowers are so pretty right after they bloom."
rerun - September 7, 2010, 5:25 pm

cold hearted.... like it
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 5:23 pm
I have that effect on people sadly :(
rerun - September 7, 2010, 5:20 pm

I think you scared him off....
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 5:14 pm
Do you live in Bucharest? she does.
Bolog - September 7, 2010, 5:03 pm
Do you know how old is this girl? Cuz I know her...and you would be surprised!
G4briel - April 29, 2010, 5:23 am
So romantic...
Big V - March 15, 2010, 12:01 am
Cubby, you7 alway6s bring us the Best redheads... and I agree with the first guy... Source Please?
The Goat - January 27, 2010, 9:18 pm
No they're not but you had better leave this rose alone if you don't want a blind date with Bubba!
Cloudchaser - January 25, 2010, 9:18 am
Source of the pic, please? *really likes redheads*


COUNTERPRODUCTIVE - Letting a story on airport security be edited by a guy with that $25 ERRRRR... 25 Rial handle like that.




HANDYMAN -


TAGS: fix remind nag
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 2, 2012, 5:59 pm
Ha! Or even annually. 5L
ughomer - October 2, 2012, 4:46 pm
Brrra-ha-ha-ha-ha!


Embalmer -




Why Father Loves Naughty Kid -




Helpline -


TAGS: tragedy troubles fixes
Rating: 5/5

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Zeitguy - June 30, 2014, 11:06 pm
Wow
chickenlittle - June 30, 2014, 11:00 am
fantastic poster Greeny
GaryO - June 30, 2014, 6:48 am
My day has now started.
Reality Lord - June 30, 2014, 6:46 am

first world problems...like a boss.


LEADERSHIP SKILLS -


TAGS: skills cannot fix everything humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 23, 2014, 7:31 am

LOL!
Greeny - January 23, 2014, 7:26 am
And sometimes Y


Penicillin -


TAGS: shakespeare penicillin economy fix
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - February 16, 2014, 6:16 pm
I'd say: let's inject the politicians with it!


CENSORS - The Ability To Police One Self Prior To Making A Public Mistake


TAGS: fixed it before you could find my mistake
Rating: 4.92/5

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forseti - May 26, 2010, 4:58 am
isn't that some kind of tunnel?!?*g* 4 to the origin, 5 to this!


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MEANWHILE AT THE FORUM -


TAGS: fixing something that wasn t broke
Rating: 4.42/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:43 am
Touche'
motifake - June 3, 2010, 11:41 am

LOLOLOLOL
Faceplant31 - June 3, 2010, 11:04 am
ROR!!! Good one culos!


HEMORRHOIDS ? - Have A Seat This Will Fix You Up .


TAGS: fix
Rating: 4.29/5

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No Problem -




SOONER OR LATER -


TAGS: sooner or later fix jesus motifake
Rating: 3.81/5

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ronsart - November 29, 2009, 2:05 am
I know...lol...no lovin' from motifake...but alas, probably the first guy to ever get lovin by way of computer...god I'm old....lol This is curse I've had for all my life of being first in so much...lol
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:01 am
Good to be back, Ron. I was just speaking of you...
ronsart - November 29, 2009, 1:56 am
welcome back Mr. Produceman...
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 1:51 am
Oh okay, Random. Yeah. Guilty.
MrRandom - November 29, 2009, 1:42 am
This one Produce.
CANADA - September 10, 2009, 5:50 pm
im addicted to this shit too
Chompers - September 10, 2009, 4:11 pm
It's my coke


MIGHTY PUTTY - It can fix anything except a broken heart. RIP BILLY MAYS


TAGS: billy mays and might putty it can fix anything but a broken heart
Rating: 3/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2010, 11:30 pm
Chipotle-away is a real thing?.....I'm so confused.
agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 11:29 pm
However, if you target vote mine 1L... you'll need more than oxyclean and mighty putty.
khaos4ng31 - April 18, 2010, 7:33 pm
If you vote less than 4, then I understand how you feel, and I want you to know that without Billy, we would have no more OxyClean, no more Chipotle-away, and no more Mighty Putty.


BELL BIV DEVOE -




QUANTUM MECHANICS - The guys that fix quantums?




SACRIFICE - "The more you suffer, the more it shows you really care. . ." ('Self-Esteem', The Offspring)




Nice and tight -


TAGS: cant fix stupid and stupid cant fix
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - July 28, 2017, 10:36 am
Ha! Real good ^^^^^Up


Love & Honesty -


TAGS: chocolate can fix anything right
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 1, 2017, 7:11 am
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - May 1, 2017, 3:54 am
Very funny, words, UP yours


It Fixes Everything -


TAGS: movies theaters duct tape fixes everything
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 1:53 am
I'm always looking for new uses for duck tape, cynic! Thanks! 5 lol lions!


Timmies -


TAGS: like starbucks but better coffee and donut addicts getting their fix since 1964
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 15, 2016, 10:17 am
In the terminology of Timmies...make it a double double.
mizzdizz - July 14, 2016, 9:24 am
Lifting the ole' coffee cup to this one, Prissy! ^!


Sorry -


TAGS: sorry cake fix
Rating: 4.9/5

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mizzdizz - May 10, 2015, 6:21 am
Either an "uncle" is apologizing for getting caught bumping mommy dearest, or daddy is apologizing for making his little precious, or a BF went MILFing! All 3 situations awkward and funny! 5 LOL lions, JW!
JesusWept - May 9, 2015, 11:00 am
HUH?
Reality Lord - May 9, 2015, 10:41 am

...every gamer


Off -


TAGS: jesus christ sins cross crucifixion
Rating: 4.2/5

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JesusWept - November 3, 2015, 10:39 pm
TTTTThanks
MissPriss - November 2, 2015, 4:43 pm
LLLLLOL


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